"You see, she's not usually like this. It's just, that, well, she kinda sorta likes you. A lot. And, although she knows this is the wrong behaviour to do, she's scared of these emotions boiling under the surface. Last time she had them, bad things happened. People said a lot of things they didn't mean just a few weeks later. Words were thrown around too early; words meant a lot to her back then. Now she's kinda scared of those words. And the emotions that come before those words.
"It's alright. She'll recover. Trust me, I've seen her go through MUCH worse. You think you're getting it bad? You should have seen the first guy! I'd be surprised if he ever even talked to another blonde after I was done with him. I know he didn't say the same words 'cause I ripped out his tongue. It just wasn't yet time for that special breed of $@#hole.
"Don't worry. I've become milder with age, too. I don't think you're all as stupid as you first let on to be. And some of you actually seem to get hurt when I get the daggers out!?! Who knew you had emotions? I'll try to be gentle with you. You're a nice one. An improvement on the last one... I'm obviously doing my job of protecting this little darling from too many douche bags before one of you morons actually wises up enough to convince her it's okay to be herself. She's ...well, you'll soon learn how special she is and then I'll disappear for a few weeks. I wish I didn't have to protect her like this. But if you break her heart like the last one, my job just gets easier!